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male. 24. formerly scream5 & diablocody

My theatre had a giant cardboard cutout of shirtless Zac Efron in Neighbours and I wanted to take a selfie next to it but fuck it was busy and I’m in the closet

I WANT THIS BOY IN MY BED RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWW

As I was in a packed theatre for Heaven Is For Real on my theatre’s biggest screen, all I could think about was how much I wanted to get fucked by Greg Kinnear. If only all those Christian’s could’ve read my mind.

Should I make a missed connections on craigslist about the guy who walked by and very obviously checked out my ass as I was bent over, digging through Wal-mart’s $7.88 blu-ray bin?

I’m turning into an old man! I can barely handle 2 movies in theatres in one night lmfao. And to think I did 4 in one day back in November.